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[PrezWaffullz]

Dear Kestulefa, Cahotska, Maneo, Grandpappy, Gimm, Hestian, Bladewynd, Ken-San, Talesh, and Tayella,

How're you doin?

~Prez

EDIT : Aww...I think I killed the thread...

[Martenzo]

Dear Maneo

Do you get fascinated by watching pretty flame sometimes?

-Martenzo

[Suntiger]

To Cahotska:
You mentioned feeling a sense of enjoyment when killing the living. How is it to face the undead in combat and kill them? The same feeling, or just doing an act of mercy?
Where does this Arthas live by the way?

Regards
Tam



To Speaks With Thunder and Kestulefa:
Hey guys, I just wondered if you got annoyed at the other species in the horde/alliance making "horny tauren/draenei" jokes when you're around?
Do they make them more than once?

Walk the path
Jen



To Gimm:
*looks down at the dwarf*
Damn, I think we're both going to get a crick in the neck like this. Being over two meters is annoying sometimes. Hang on. *sits down on the floor*
Better. Now, to the important part - where can I find a tavern with some really strong drink and not this piss they call beer around here?
Preferably both strong booze and a good fight afterwards, if you know a place like that.

Cheers
Jen



To Maneo:
*bows slightly and holds out a cupcake in both hands*
Your Cupcakeness, I have brought you an offering.
Also, I wonder if there are some items you would be able to acquire for me?
<.<
>.>
They're supposed to be a present you see.

Regards
Tam



To Hestian:
Here ya go kid!
-Jen

[Morven]

Grandpappy, what was the favorite quest in your life?

[Talthos]

Let's see if I can swing them all here.



Prez -
I am doing very well. In fact, you could say I am feeling almost golden.

Jen -
I have to be honest: I am usually annoyed with the males of any species, long before they open their mouths. Thus, any "Horny Draenei" jokes they may make are usually smothered in the roar of flames as they are engulfed by them. Ah, fun times.



Jen of the... Elves?
Males rarely make jokes at my expense, for I am the healing winds that keep them alive and the furious rage of the Earth when in battle. However, let it not be said that being called "Horny Tauren" would be an inaccurate jest, for I believe communion with the flesh of another essential in the worship of the Mother. Many a bull has been felled with desire for me, and I have accepted them all.



Waffleladdie -
I be havin' some ale an' be enjoyin' some lamb leg, watchin' de ale-lassies shakin' der backsides as dey be movin' around de inn. Needin' to be findin' me a good lass to drink wit, since Mileva der be still ignorin' me.

Ah, Jen! I be knowin' de right place for dat kind o' thing, aye? How 'bout ye be scoopin' me up in dem big arms of yers an' hold me close-like, as I be havin' a wee bit much to drink an' likely be unable to walk. Right up against dem breasts, der... don't be shy, lass, fer I not be.



Waff-
I stabbed stuff today, and then hit some other stuff with my maces. Fun times. Oh, and got some loot. I think I might go buy some new armor. Or steal it. Who knows?



Honorable Prez-
I am doing that which I have always done, the same as I have never before. I am.



Waffleman!
I learned how to resurrect today! I had to practice it a bit, so me and Hestian went out and were going to find something to fight and bring back to life, but then I thought: Hey, there are bunnies everywhere! Why not just moonfire them, and then bring them back to life, and then moonfire them again!

Hestian left, saying something about how horrible I am and how the Druid Council should remove my license to practice. Yet, see? Non-dead bunny!! *holds out a charred, twitching, wild-eyed bunny frozen in fear and madness.*



Prez -
Tired.

Morven -
Favorite quest? Ah, that is a difficult thing, my friend. You see, a Paladin is nothing when he is not questing. There are many things that Paladins quest for: righteousness, humanitarian aid, destruction of evil, etc. It occurs to me that there are paladins of a less-than-holy nature out there, which is strange to me because how do they do the very things that make a Paladin a Paladin when they are inherently evil at their core? I mean, there are a group of dark individuals out there that have a chained deity they leech their powers from. How is this even Paladin-ish? It is a mockery of the Paladin way, I say. A MOCKERY! These Dark Paladins, or Blackguard as I like to call them, spend their time running around and destroying the framework of what Paladins over the ages has created; an image of holy fury, righteousness, and championing against evil and dark ways. These Anti-Paladins are further damaging us by dressing up like sexual deviants with skimpy plate armor and bright colors. Stupid blood elves with their stupid bad eyes and weirdly squishy bodies. It must suck to have all the members of your race look like women. Probably makes it hard to find a good mate after a party. "Hey, would you like to go back to my floating tower of evil and make bad little elves? Oooh, sorry, thought you were a boy. My bad." Sadly, that line still works for the males or the females of their species. Tainting magic and the Light in that fashion... heathens. Demons. Wipe them all out, I say. Let them rot with the Forsaken. Maybe without their dark influences, the Orcs and Trolls and Tauren would be able to come from under the shadow and step into the Light, and peace would fall upon Azeroth like a blanket of warmth. That is, until some great nemesis of evil rears its ugly head and cries out that we have ruined all its fun.

Oh? Quest. Sorry, got a little sidetracked there. I think my favorite quest was... ah, yes. Rescuing a lovely mage from a tower. She was lovely, the monster imprisoning her was intimidating, there was a great battle, and she kissed me after I saved her. Married the woman a few years later. Most rewarding quest of my life.

[PrezWaffullz]

So...Tayella...

...Have you ever considered using your abilities to ressurect woodland creatures to start a puppet show?

[Talthos]

That would be so awesome! Thanks, Waffleman!

[Zalaku]

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[Suntiger]

To Kestulefa:
Aw, they aren't all bad. At least when you've trained them properly.
Right Tam? *grins*
Tam: Hey!
I agree it's fun to set them on fire though. We should go out and do that together some time!

Keep it hot
Jen



To Speaks with Thunder:
Just Jen. 'Of the' is a bit complicated in my case. I'm a mongrel. Or hybrid if you wanna be fancy about it.
Anyway, I like your relaxed attitude to the bad jokes and I hear ya on the 'share the love' thing. Admit it's funny to scare the crap out of an obnoxious bastard now and then though, eh?

Shade and sweet water
Jen



To Gimm:
*grins* Like mountain climbin' eh? Ha! You're my kind o' dwarf! C'mere!
*grabs Gimm with a powerful arm and hold him close to her modest but firm breasts.
Lucky for you I ain't wearing plate! Alright, to the taverns!
Tam: Oh dear. Try not to kill anyone this time, Jenny. And Gimm, I hope you have great stamina for both drinking, fighting and bed play. *shakes head and chuckles*

Booze, Brawling, Bedplay!
Jen



To Kestulefa:
I believe we spoke of setting me on fire with purely the heat in this world before. Do you have any specific place and time you want to start?

Regards
Tam



To Hestian:
You have traveled with Gimm, correct? How tough is he really? I'm a bit worried my mate is going to break him by mistake. She forgets her own strength sometimes if she gets too excited or manage to actually get drunk.
Oh, and if it follows the usual pattern they'll be gone for a week or so. Two at the outside. I hope you don't have any pressing duties you need him for during that time period?

Regards
Tam

[PrezWaffullz]

Ken-san:

As part of satisfying my curiosity, I shall now ask you a series of relatively straightforward questions, in an attempt to see if you can give a straight forward answer. I imagine this is going to be fun.

-What is 5 + 9?

-What color robe does Ketsulefa typically wear?

-What is Maneo's area of expertise?

-What color is grass?

-Do fish walk on land?

-What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?

-Where would one find the answer to the above question in literature?

-How many hairs do you have covering your scalp?

~Prez