So there WAS a topic for this... well, hi and all that. I was never good at classical things. I might as well say I am insane, but there is probably a great number of people who say that just to add to their impression that they should not be associated with this world by their own wish.
So yeah, I'm a smartass.
I'm probably going to rub it in that I am polish, I consider myself a writer, hypocrite and something different from a human (not higher or lower, mind you), so let's get it out of the way, shall we?
My interest is in fantasy and fantasy alone. Not science fiction. Never science fiction. Science fiction bad. I'm more into books than games or movies actually, though I may have great holes in book knowledge: you see, I am young (18 years old), so those great series have mostly already been written long ago, and therefore are hard to reach.
I find myself fascinated with age and actually cannot wait until I get into a grandpa age. Whether I will be a lonely grandpa or a family grandpa - because weirdo grandpa i vow to always be - I dunno. So far I've chased every human away with a stick. But, I believe you do not wish to hear my life story-- oh, wait, you do? Really? Really really? Well if you insist, I can go on, there's no problem. You see, when I was young I-- OK. OK, let's stay calm. There's no point in brandishing weapons now is there? Please put that claymore away from my throat, will you?
Well I believe that's all.