Author's Comment

So, I've got a new computer and it came with a trial of..."Morton" Antivirus. Whether I decide to purchase a subscription or not remains up in the air, but even if I don't, I will never uninstall this program. It cracks me up every time I turn on the computer. The middle panel, for the record, is pretty close to the real messages. I tried to exaggerate as little as possible there.